okay my sister would like to publish a Love Story of her own on my blog. take it away fuckernips.

Katie

Today, Katie and I went to town (ridin on a pony.) I don't know how we ended up there but it was fun anyway.. It was kind of like a date. She held the door for me, treated me to lunch and even held my hand as we walked around. After dating someone like that useless piece of monkey toenail named SHANE ALOYSIOUS TAN POK HENG SENG TECK, who had absolutely no initiative, it was a nice change. Shane and I dated for 5 years and lately all I've heard from his bad breath anus lips is that he's at boiling point. Well, Shane, BOIL THIS! (bends over and parts buttcheeks)

ANYWAY, back to Katie. She knows what a hard time I've had with Shane so today was her treat. We went window shopping and then for lunch at Cartel. I had a steak while Katie had ribs. And as I watched her sucking the bones clean, I found myself getting a little sweaty. That's when I realised that..... the air con was spoilt. Damn cheap bastards.

After lunch, we watched the new Arnie blockbuster called "I love my family but i'm secretly a soldier and people are hunting us down so i need to hide them in the jungles of Africa while i fight the bad guys and cheat on my wife with my partner, James." During the love scenes, I became very conscious of Katie's hand on my lap and her elbow grazing the side of my boob. And that's when I knew.......... I wanted Katie.

That night, we went back to her place for dinner. We said a big "hey-ho" to her parents and went to her room where Katie took off her top. "I'm going to have a shower..so sweaty" she said. Well, little did she anticipate the surprise that greeted her when she came out. I stood in my underwear with my back to her. I rubbed my left buttcheek in a circular motion and asked her "You want summa this?!"

Katie ran out of the room screaming. I have a feeling i will never see her again but i will cherish that moment in her room for the rest of my life.

By: B. M. HOE. DEN.


uhmm ,yeah that was interesting. wtf is a boiling point. isnt that like a show? k nvm. thank you for that lovely contribution.
well ,everything's perfect ! ive got all the love ,no feelings bout prelims cos i only care about Ns. being grounded is quite alright actually. and i dont really care when september 1st comes. im pretty happy as i am.
fuz called. i love her :] she called to tell me to watch her friend on tv and we ended up just talking&talking bout so many things. it was nice :] im happy today. i'll be happy tomorrow. and the next day and the next.

for a pessimist, im pretty optimistic