jack be nimble
jack be quick
jack burned off his little dick.

started work as a friggin telemarketer. ikr. shut up. its difficult shit! ive only attended training so far and i feel like burning off MY little dick. k whatever. its pretty difficult. and i start making the phonecalls on tuesday so ive got 4 days to master it. i really really hope they dont push it to monday im not prepared ! my first proper job ,and i get the one that makes me feel like i have dimensia. going to KL on May 1st with david and his family. im excited. well ,a bit nervous? but excited. nervous cos im attending a wedding and...i dont know just nervous. anyway ,david came to surprise me today after work and i was fucking happy. after a loooong tiring stressful and nerve-wrecking and life-draining day ,i see a face that makes me smile more often then not hahahaha ,fine all the time.

L: (calls david) omgggg baby im so fucking tired and stressed. you know how difficult it is!! where youuu ,not coming?
D: oh poorthing. im at Toh Guan buying fighting fish.
L: wth! im so tired you knowwww then ah.......(ramble ramble ramble)
D: ya stanley and my brother's coming to meet me now.
L: but im so stressed!!!.........(blablablayakyakyak while throwing my free arm everywhere)

then ,i see this familiar figure walking towards me and my heart just lifted and i ran towards him and gave him the longest hug in the world. thank you so much i love you :)



Ten Things I Wish I Could Say to Ten Different People (but don't say their name) :
1. i love you breast friend
2. you're so good to me i love you
3. WE'RE FAMOUS!
4. stop flirting with people and wasting your time
5. stop trying to be someone youre not ,BITCH.
6. thank you for everything! i love you!
7. your house is nice
8. good luck!!
9. please stop being mean and selfish
10. repent

Nine things about myself :
1. i miss my mum when i go for sleepovers
2. i want a flat tummy
3. i want boob reduction
4. i want to be katy perry
5. i like to wrestle with david
6. im afraid to die
7. im afraid to lose my mum
8. i dont like to feel controlled
9. i hate the smell of flowers

Eight ways to win my heart :
1. make me laugh till i cry
2. tell me im beautiful even though i look like shit
3. carry me and not struggle under my weight HAHA
4. make me feel like i can tell you everything
5. always there when i need them
6. dont be paranoid
7. surprise me
8. able to share clothes

Seven things that cross my mind a lot :
1. my fear of death
2. what my financial situation would be like in future
3. how does it feel to be pregnant?
4. how it'll feel to be a vampire. (whaaat?)
5. some parts of the past
6. the world is going to end
7. david

Six things I do before I fall asleep :
1. shower
2. Brush my teeth
3. talk on the phone
4. read breaking dawn
5. switch off my lights
6. smk but very rarely.

Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever) :
1. Mummy
2. David
3. Alicia
4. Zara
5. My brother

Four things your wearing right now :
1. Top
2. Shorts
3. bra
4. Panties

Three songs that you listen to often :
1. Halo by Beyonce
2. Spotlight by Mutemath
3. I Caught Myself by Paramore

Two things you want to do before you die :
1. travel around the world
2. be rich

One confession :
1.i want to pull both your hairs, slam both your heads into one another's. smack ,kick and punch yall and tell yall every single thing i hate about the two of you.