i am 69% retarded.

[x] You have yelled at an inanimate object for 'hurting' you.
[x]You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
[ ] You have ran into a tree/bush
[ ] You have been called a "blonde"
[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm
[ ] You sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.

so far: 7

[x] You have seen the Matrix/Star Wars and still don't get it
[ ]You type with three fingers or less.
[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling

so far: 9

[x] You have fallen asleep in class
[ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you were talking about.
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.(not in an angry way though!)
[ ] You are often told to use your "inside voice"

so far: 12

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally.(whaat i was laughing and the little thing flew in:/)
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

so far: 17

[ ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[ ] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word "um" is used many times a day. (the whole day)
[ ] You don't know what "um" means. (it means you are lagging)
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[x] You used a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

Total: 23

MULTIPLY BY 3 & REPOST WITH "I AM ___% RETARDED"And if you use a calculator just put yourself as 100%

RetardedTag people that you want to know how retarded they are.
x Zara
x Alicia
x David
x Fuz


as you can see ,i was really really bored..and i need to take a shower now bye